PREVIOUSLY ON THE COLBERT REPORT...

• Stephen's cast is off!!! (Aug 23)
• Stephen runs out of pills (Aug 13)
• MONKEY ON THE LAM!!!! (Aug 13. 15)
• DNA: Could it Happen to You?! (Aug 14)
• Stephen may be Jewish! (Aug 14)
• That British dick Andrew Keen (Aug 16)
• The Colbert-Richard Branson trainwreck! (Aug 22)
• TEK JANSEN!! (Sept 12)
• Interview with Executive Assistant Katie Bruggerman (Sept 11)
• What do you mean kids get money for good grades. Forget this, I'm moving to New York! (Sept 12)
• The Atone Phone returns! (Sept 12)
• Wait a minute, that was Viggo Mortenson! (Sept 13)

P.S. Tony Bennett, watch your back 'cause the Colbert Nation is pissed off at you!. BEEENNNNNNNNETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!