Tonight, South Park begins their second half of the 11th season. Before the premiere, let's recap on the first half of the season.
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson- "Apologize!" Stan's dad appears on Wheel of Fortune and manages to anger the whole country. Cartman summed it up best: "It's on! RACE WAR!" It's exactly what Cartman wanted.
Cartman Sucks- Butters is sent to a de-gay camp. Funniest line: "You're my account-a-bill-a-buddy!"
Lice Capades-Odd episode focused on Craig who has lice. Nice tribute to The Thing. The ending made up for the whole episode.
The Snuke- a 24 parody. Cartman as Jack Bauer and Kyle as Chloe O'Brian. The plot is too crazy to explain. Watch the episode.
Fantastic Easter Special- my favorite. As a Catholic, I always wondered how Easter went from the day Jesus rose from the dead to bunnies and candy. Now I know.
D-Yikes- "Scissor me timbers!" You don't want to know what that means. TRUST ME. Mrs. Garrison comes out as a lesbian.
Night of the Living Homeless-"Change!" "Change!" Homeless people invade South Park. An entire tribute to George Romero.
Sneak peek: On the season premiere, Cartman has...Tourette's!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
THE DAILY SHOW: APRIL 23-24, 2007 PLUS A SIDE OF COLBERT!
Oh, my God! Did Jon give the smackdown on Matt Cooper and John McCain or what?! I am at a loss for words. Since I didn't get to see TDS until this morning, I want to watch it again tonight and really listen to the interview. McCain made some bad jokes on there.
BTW, Mr. McCain, like Stewart, I was a real fan, you were the only Republican I respected. Now in the words of Michael Corleone, "You have broken my heart."
The only thing really worth mentioning on TCR these past two episodes is that bears have awoken from hibernation and have reclaimed the number one position on the THREATDOWN!
BTW, Mr. McCain, like Stewart, I was a real fan, you were the only Republican I respected. Now in the words of Michael Corleone, "You have broken my heart."
The only thing really worth mentioning on TCR these past two episodes is that bears have awoken from hibernation and have reclaimed the number one position on the THREATDOWN!
Monday, April 23, 2007
THE COLBERT REPORT: APRIL 16-19
Previously on The Colbert Report...
- Sean Penn shows the world that he has a sense of humor.
- Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?
- Happy National Library Week (last week).
- Nothing is as funny as flirty Stephen.
- Stephen forgot to do his taxes!
- When cows are injected with recombinant bovine growth hormone, it's like milk that came from Jesus!
- No Pulitzer for Stephen!
THE DAILY SHOW: APRIL 16-19
With last week's horrifying news story, (okay, horrifying is an understatement), I barely couldn't get into last week's episodes of TDS or TCR. Hence my lack of posting. Anyway, here are some highlights...
- Correspondent Aasif Mandvi reports on American Idol instead of the Supreme Court ruling of abortion.
- If someone names their child "Frosty" then they must hate their child.
- I want John Oliver's pimped-out ride!
- Dear Alberto Gonzalez, please quit, no one takes you seriously anymore.
Monday, April 16, 2007
THE COLBERT REPORT: APRIL 12, 2007
Ha, ha, ha, ha! I got to stay for the "Catholics Only" segment!
TAD AND THE EAGLE: Tad's mission if chooses to accept it (and he will because you don't say NO to Stephen) is to find an eagle for Stephen Jr. to mate with. Tad came back with a chicken and eagle scratches.
Next week, will Stephen have enough rage in him?! (read: guests John Kerry and Sean Penn).
TAD AND THE EAGLE: Tad's mission if chooses to accept it (and he will because you don't say NO to Stephen) is to find an eagle for Stephen Jr. to mate with. Tad came back with a chicken and eagle scratches.
Next week, will Stephen have enough rage in him?! (read: guests John Kerry and Sean Penn).
THE DAILY SHOW: APRIL 12, 2007
WANTED, WAR CZAR: Look it up on Craiglist.
THAT CRAZY BITCH NANCY GRACE: After getting their names dragged, no buried in the mud, the Duke lacrosse players were exonerated. Batshit crazy Grace had no problem accusing them without evidence, but on the night she had to eat her words and apologize, she's out for the evening.
RICHARD PRESTON: A book about trees. 'Nuff said.
MOMENT OF ZEN: The world did get a lot of less interesting.
THAT CRAZY BITCH NANCY GRACE: After getting their names dragged, no buried in the mud, the Duke lacrosse players were exonerated. Batshit crazy Grace had no problem accusing them without evidence, but on the night she had to eat her words and apologize, she's out for the evening.
RICHARD PRESTON: A book about trees. 'Nuff said.
MOMENT OF ZEN: The world did get a lot of less interesting.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
THE COLBERT REPORT: APRIL 10 AND 11, 2007
KATRINA VANDEN HUEVEL: On the previous post, I believed Katrina was born in Owensboro, Kentucky where I live. It turns out her husband was the one born and raised in Owensboro. Thank you Wikipedia! I still love Wikiality!
IT'S A GIRL!: an association who's name I can't remember named a female turtle after Stephen. Meet Stephanie Colburtle the Turtle. She has left nine egg nests in Costa Rica and is heading for the Galapagos Islands. You can track Stephanie's progress at greatturtlerace.com
THE WORDS ARE...HIP REPLACEMENT AND SEASON PASS: Catering to the young people eh? Not having health insurance is in now and a reality show about Iraq? What a great country.
BULLS AND BALLS: Thank you TCR for working in the word "bees!" in the segment.
SPORT REPORT: Oh, Saginaw, better luck next year.
If anyone was wondering the guests were Jeanette Walls and Avil something.
The Hungarian ambassador is awesome. Shred on!!
IT'S A GIRL!: an association who's name I can't remember named a female turtle after Stephen. Meet Stephanie Colburtle the Turtle. She has left nine egg nests in Costa Rica and is heading for the Galapagos Islands. You can track Stephanie's progress at greatturtlerace.com
THE WORDS ARE...HIP REPLACEMENT AND SEASON PASS: Catering to the young people eh? Not having health insurance is in now and a reality show about Iraq? What a great country.
BULLS AND BALLS: Thank you TCR for working in the word "bees!" in the segment.
SPORT REPORT: Oh, Saginaw, better luck next year.
If anyone was wondering the guests were Jeanette Walls and Avil something.
The Hungarian ambassador is awesome. Shred on!!
THE DAILY SHOW: APRIL 10 AND 11, 2007
Sad news, today author Kurt Vonnegut died. He was only on TDS a few months ago, and what a great guest: sharp and not afraid to speak the truth. We'll miss you, Kurt.
Since I am a lazy ass, I decided to combine Tuesday and Wednesday's shows.
TWO DAYS OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!": After months of speculation and bets, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is YOU! First I'm Time's Person of the Year, now this?! Wednesday, Jon explained to the children at Camera Three why no one knew who this baby's daddy was. Oh, and to tell them that their sister actually is their Mommy.
Brian Williams' head made a special guest appearance on Tuesday.
YOU'RE SCREWED DON: As everyone knows, Don Imus can kiss his career goodbye, but sadly the media cannot. They just had to repeat that phrase that will not be named over and over again. One female reporter asked the Rutgers basketball team if they thought Imus was being more offensive to African-Americans or women?
JOHN OLIVER: Correspondent John Oliver traveled to the Israel ambassador's office...in NYC.
I bet the ambassador does have contacts in Hollywood. Look for John Oliver's Pimpin' Is Easy at a theater near you!
CLUSTERF&*K TO THE WHITE HOUSE: The Republicans have no viable candidate this year. Maybe Giuliani, if people can get over that cross-dressing thing.
GUESTS WALTER ISAACSON (TUESDAY) AND HALLE BERRY (WEDNESDAY): I'll give you two guesses who the Jon and the audience were more excited to see.
Since I am a lazy ass, I decided to combine Tuesday and Wednesday's shows.
TWO DAYS OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!": After months of speculation and bets, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is YOU! First I'm Time's Person of the Year, now this?! Wednesday, Jon explained to the children at Camera Three why no one knew who this baby's daddy was. Oh, and to tell them that their sister actually is their Mommy.
Brian Williams' head made a special guest appearance on Tuesday.
YOU'RE SCREWED DON: As everyone knows, Don Imus can kiss his career goodbye, but sadly the media cannot. They just had to repeat that phrase that will not be named over and over again. One female reporter asked the Rutgers basketball team if they thought Imus was being more offensive to African-Americans or women?
JOHN OLIVER: Correspondent John Oliver traveled to the Israel ambassador's office...in NYC.
I bet the ambassador does have contacts in Hollywood. Look for John Oliver's Pimpin' Is Easy at a theater near you!
CLUSTERF&*K TO THE WHITE HOUSE: The Republicans have no viable candidate this year. Maybe Giuliani, if people can get over that cross-dressing thing.
GUESTS WALTER ISAACSON (TUESDAY) AND HALLE BERRY (WEDNESDAY): I'll give you two guesses who the Jon and the audience were more excited to see.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
THE COLBERT REPORT: APRIL 9, 2007
Oh, Stephen how I have missed you!
HE ABSTAINED! After forty days and forty nights, Stephen finally got to taste his Americone Dream, he tasted several pints in fact. Enormous brain freeze! Oh, and AD is out-selling Cherry Garcia!
HE ABSTAINED! After forty days and forty nights, Stephen finally got to taste his Americone Dream, he tasted several pints in fact. Enormous brain freeze! Oh, and AD is out-selling Cherry Garcia!
STEPHEN'S 401K! TAXES EDITION: Now Stephen's man-seed is available to create a new dependent for tax deduction!
KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL: I have to look it up, but I think The Nation editor is from Owensboro, Kentucky or in a surrounding area. I tell you tomorrow!
THE DAILY SHOW: APRIL 9, 2007
Thank the Lord nothing happened the week TDS was off. Except for the brand new set! The only bad thing about the show was that damn whoosh sound during the interview with Bill Bradley. I know who he is, you don't need to tell me every three seconds!
THE BRITISH ARE HOME! THE BRITISH ARE HOME!: Okay, one good thing happened during the break. The fifteen soldiers were released from Iranian captivity after being tortured with days of ping-pong and chess. Now those poor people cannot sell their stories. "So no one told you life was going to be this way" clap, clap, clap... Hey, John Oliver got a haircut.
DON'T COMPARE INDIANA TO IRAQ: McCain and others went on their much reported trip to Iraq last week. One guy bought five rugs for five bucks! See, folks Iraq is just like that hellacious shithole "Hoosier" Indiana. I'm from Kentucky, it's required to call anything from Indiana "Hoosier".
THE BRITISH ARE HOME! THE BRITISH ARE HOME!: Okay, one good thing happened during the break. The fifteen soldiers were released from Iranian captivity after being tortured with days of ping-pong and chess. Now those poor people cannot sell their stories. "So no one told you life was going to be this way" clap, clap, clap... Hey, John Oliver got a haircut.
DON'T COMPARE INDIANA TO IRAQ: McCain and others went on their much reported trip to Iraq last week. One guy bought five rugs for five bucks! See, folks Iraq is just like that hellacious shithole "Hoosier" Indiana. I'm from Kentucky, it's required to call anything from Indiana "Hoosier".
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