Sad news, today author Kurt Vonnegut died. He was only on TDS a few months ago, and what a great guest: sharp and not afraid to speak the truth. We'll miss you, Kurt.
Since I am a lazy ass, I decided to combine Tuesday and Wednesday's shows.
TWO DAYS OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!": After months of speculation and bets, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is YOU! First I'm Time's Person of the Year, now this?! Wednesday, Jon explained to the children at Camera Three why no one knew who this baby's daddy was. Oh, and to tell them that their sister actually is their Mommy.
Brian Williams' head made a special guest appearance on Tuesday.
YOU'RE SCREWED DON: As everyone knows, Don Imus can kiss his career goodbye, but sadly the media cannot. They just had to repeat that phrase that will not be named over and over again. One female reporter asked the Rutgers basketball team if they thought Imus was being more offensive to African-Americans or women?
JOHN OLIVER: Correspondent John Oliver traveled to the Israel ambassador's office...in NYC.
I bet the ambassador does have contacts in Hollywood. Look for John Oliver's Pimpin' Is Easy at a theater near you!
CLUSTERF&*K TO THE WHITE HOUSE: The Republicans have no viable candidate this year. Maybe Giuliani, if people can get over that cross-dressing thing.
GUESTS WALTER ISAACSON (TUESDAY) AND HALLE BERRY (WEDNESDAY): I'll give you two guesses who the Jon and the audience were more excited to see.
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