Tuesday, April 10, 2007

THE COLBERT REPORT: APRIL 9, 2007

Oh, Stephen how I have missed you!

HE ABSTAINED! After forty days and forty nights, Stephen finally got to taste his Americone Dream, he tasted several pints in fact. Enormous brain freeze! Oh, and AD is out-selling Cherry Garcia!

STEPHEN'S 401K! TAXES EDITION: Now Stephen's man-seed is available to create a new dependent for tax deduction!

KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL: I have to look it up, but I think The Nation editor is from Owensboro, Kentucky or in a surrounding area. I tell you tomorrow!

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