Tuesday, August 7, 2007

THE DAILY SHOW: JULY 31, 2007

NOME!: Alaskan senator and Internet-tubes coiner Ted Stevens had his home raided by the FBI. I loved the before/after shots of Stevens with a suit overfilled with money.

LIVE EARTH CONCERT: Aasif Mandvi exposed the hypocrisy of these save-the-world concerts. BTW, who is this nutty bitch? I bet she had a sampling of some certain leaves. Most people did not go to Live Earth to raise awareness, as one guy said, he was there for "babes, booze, and Bon Jovi."

HELLO!: Oh, Mr. Lewis Gordon Pough, how nice you look in your tight Speedo. Plus, you're foreign?! Your hotness just envelops the TV. I'm sorry where was I?

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