Tuesday, August 14, 2007

THE COLBERT REPORT: AUGUST 9, 2007

WRIST STRONG!: It's on sale at Comedy Central! For five bucks! Plus shipping and handling! Screw this, I'll try to get a freebie first. Stephen went to the CBS studio and gave Katie Couric a WRIST STRONG bracelet personally and she promised him she would wear it during her broadcast. Cut to 5:30 (central time)...WTF?!! You evil bitch! You made Stephen cry!! First leaving the Today show, now this!!!! That's it, you ma'am, are ON NOTICE!!!

THE WORD IS...CLARITY: Hey wasn't that a WORD on a previous TCR. I checked, it was! Oh well. Rudy Giuliani, you never cease to amaze me.

JUDD APATOW: Stephen has seen none of his movies. Apatow is a nice guy because he is going to give WRIST STRONG bracelets to all the famous people he sees.

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