Tuesday, August 7, 2007

THE COLBERT REPORT: AUGUST 1, 2007

WRIST WATCH: Stephen brought out his doctor, Jerry Vizzone, to explain that Stephen will recover from his life-altering wrist injury. Vizzone entered and exited with his own cheerleading surgeon team.

THE WORD is...COLLEGE CREDIT: Maybe we should put college education in a market-based system. It will be based on three levels: Marketable (Business, Engineering, Science, whatever pro footballers major in), Non-Marketable (History), and You Know this is Hurting Your Parents (Classics, Comparative Lit). I was a Communications Major so I guess I am in the Marketable level. WOO HOO!

No comments: