Tuesday, March 27, 2007

THE COLBERT REPORT: MARCH 26, 2007

Stephen is riled because he didn't get the winning bid on a mummified hand which may be the first known "We're number 1!" sign. He could take the hand to other auctions and use it as his bidding paddle!

Dear Mr. Emanuel and other reps who regret being on Better Know a District, now you have a chance to edit Stephen's words like you claim he does to yours. You may take his love of cock...fighting and make it into something dirty.

It would have been a dream to go up to Oshawa and participate in Stephen Colbert Day! Just for the sake of watching that douche Toronto Raptor mascot take a spill after making fun of poor Steagle. Thank God for video.

Hey guest who's three-word name I can't remember, if you sue Viacom you'll be destroying Stephen!

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