EAT IT BONO AND WATCH OUT NEWMAN!: The creators of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream were on the show to celebrate the release of the Stephen's new flavor The Americone Dream. Poor Stephen couldn't taste it because he gave up sweets for Lent. I looked for the Dream all over town and it was not in stock. One stocker said their next shipment of B&J's wouldn't arrive until the 23rd!!! Damn you, Owensboro for not being one of the first to have Stephen in your freezers!! The B&J guys were really nice and created an ice cream for Stephen Jr. complete with tiny pieces of fish.
INVEST IN BEES!: Next was the second segment of Bears & Balls, stock tips from Stephen Colbert. With his trusty shiny big red button to help us Heroes in our investments. Tonight's tips were to sell all things Chinese (read: everything) and invest in bees because honeybees are mysteriously disappearing and the leftovers are becoming more valuable. To attract them, put frosting all over your face and let the bees come to you.
The guest was Mara Vanderslice, a political consultant who helps the Democrats express their faith to voters. I bet the public still won't buy it.
EVERYBODY GETS A PINT!: All audience members received a pint of Stephen's new ice cream while I sit here and cry.
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found your site just by looking for stuff in owensboro.
i'm a die hard colbert fan too, and i'm mad they don't have the icecream here! (owensboro)
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