The season premiere of South Park featured Cartman faking Tourette's Syndrome. In this recap, I will write some of the things he uttered. Now onto the show.
While out shopping with his mom-MEXICAN SHITTY BALLS!-, Cartman met a kid with Tourette's syndrome-AW, SHIT!-. When Cartman realizes that he can say anything and not get in trouble-TITTY SPRINKLES!-(complete with him singing "I've Got a Golden Ticket" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory), he jumps on it.
Kyle immediately figures out that Cartman is faking, but the Tourette's Society-PISS IN THE ASS!-comes to Cartman's defense. Chris Haannnseennn discovers Cartman-DONKEY BONER!-and invites him to come onto Dateline and tells his story. Naturally, Cartman sees this as a perfect opportunity, but he begins to slip out some real truths. Now Cartman doesn't want to go on, but Hannnseeenn tells him he doesn't have a choice!
Meanwhile, Kyle and the AW SHIT! kid team up to expose Cartman. They set up so that pedophiles can come to the Dateline stage. When the offenders enter, they immediately commit suicide when they see Chris Hannnseeennn. In the shocking moment of the night, CARTMAN THANKS KYLE FOR SAVING HIM! Altogether-AW SHIT!!
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