ER: SEASON 14 PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

This show has been on 14 years? Damn! Back to the show, when we last left ER, Neela was being trampled to death at an anti-war rally. At first, no one knows what happened to her or where she is.

The new ER chief, Dr. Kevin Moretti couldn't handle the mass trauma. He ordered Pratt and Morris not to treat patients because they had one sip of beer before the traumas came in. Not a good time to do this, Moretti! Fortunately, the duo tested their blood alcohol levels which came back normal.

Back to Neela, she was eventually transported to the ER with massive internal injuries. At first, she was conscious, but went into shock soon after. She needed immediate surgery. While they were operating, she bled out liters of blood (damn, that was a lot!), but they were able to save her.

The "bomb" wasn't a bomb at all. Some dude was playing with firecrackers. His negligence led to the death of a teenage girl. Also his death by the girl's despondent grandfather who choked the man to death.

I hope next week ER takes it a bit easy. I need a rest!

THE OFFICE: SEASON PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

Let's get this out of the way: MICHAEL HIT CO-WORKER MEREDITH WITH HIS CAR! As it turns out, the accident might be a good thing because Meredith had been exposed to rabies-she had been bitten by a bat, rat, and raccoon. Damn! Michael organizes the really long name for a charity run I can't remember. Poor Pam has to answer the phone saying that line. Apparently, Andy has sensitive nipples and he tapes them for safety. Kevin runs in work clothes and Stanley, Oscar, and Creed go out to eat.

Meanwhile, Dwight euthanized Angela's beloved cat, Mr. Sprinkles. This does not bode well for their relationship.

Jim and Pam are together!! YEA!!

MY NAME IS EARL: SEASON 3 PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

Poor Earl, last season he took the rap for ex-wife Joy, who was on her third strike. He was sentenced to two years in prison. Earl wants to keep a low profile, but finds it difficult. Some of the guys he wronged are in the slammer, too. Particularly, Glenn who has violated parole many times. Everyone is sick of him and his antics. Earl remembered when he got Glenn to break into someone's house and Glenn was punished for it. Glenn then turned to a life of crime. Time for The List to come out and play!

Earl discovers Glenn doesn't want to get out of prison because of the way everyone looks at him when he becomes a civilian. Glenn gets upset and breaks the law. Plus he blames Earl Hickey for his downfall. After a few scuffles (and stabbing), Glenn admits to Earl he wants to get his final two badges for his Honor Sash-Archeology and Natural Sciences. The duo make a few deals with other inmates and Glenn gets his badges. Now on the outside (with scout uniform), people aren't scared of Glenn anymore (though they may think he was a little weird with the uniform).

Meanwhile, to pay back Earl for his sacrifice, Joy takes care of Randy. Just watch those segments-hilarious!

P.S. The county of Camden created their own Boy Scout troop after being kicked out of the national one. Piece it together.

BIG SHOTS: SERIES PREMIERE-SEPT 27,2007

Male Sex and the City. I'll skip this one.

GREY'S ANATOMY: SEASON 4 PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

Blah, blah, blah, Burke's gone, blah, blah, blah, Gizzie said "I love you", blah, blah, blah Mer-Der broke up and then had hot sex. blah, blah, blah.


THE END

UGLY BETTY: SEASON 2 PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

I tried to watch this show, but couldn't get invested in it. So recapping the season finale, Amanda found out someone named Fey was her mom, Betty's future brother-in-law was shot in a convenience store robbery, and Betty and Henry(?) couldn't be together because he may have gotten his skanky girlfriend pregnant.

Season premiere: Amanda suspected the head of the company, Bradford, was her daddy. Betty mourned Henry. Sadly, Santos( future bro-in-law) did die in the robbery.

Sorry, I don't watch this show.

CSI: SEASON PREMIERE-SEPT 27, 2007

All you need to know: Sara lived.