Well, we'll get to that in just a minute. After three weeks of reruns, Stephen Colbert is back to bring us the truth! But, Stephen is not happy. He greets with a sad "Happy New Year" and blows on his noisemaker with a melancholy look on his face. Awww, why is Stephen so sad? Sadaam was executed while he was on vacation and he had waited to report on this since the Iraq War began. He had planned a star-studded extravaganza for the hanging!
The WORD is FACTS-Stephen is also uhhappy that the Democrats have taken Congress. That's why we must fight facts with "facts." This year Stephen's mission is to help us, the heroes, determine which facts he can prove or we can't disprove(FACTINESS, copyrighted by Stephen).
WHO'S HONORING AND NOT HONORING ME NOW-a state college is trying to ban the word "truthiness" from our dictionaries because they think the word is played out. Yeah, right, it won't be out of circulation for a few more years. Meanwhile, Gay.com named Stephen their Man of the Year! Stephen accepts this honor because it is a commecial website, a site for profit.
Tonight's guest was-I forgot his name-but he wants to legalize drugs. After watching him, he is not the right man for the job. What a blowhard! Trust me, just listen to the guy speak.
That's all for the Report tonight, let's watch it at 12:30(our time) and spot the differences
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