Before I begin this post, I want to tell you a little about The Colbert Report. Former Daily Show correspondent Stephen Colbert hosts this show as a parody of right-wing pundit shows such as The O'Reilly Factor(he's on Thursday!!) and Scarborough Country. Stephen Colbert plays "Stephen Colbert"-a right-wing blowhard. The more sincere he sounds, the more ridiculous it is. He is praising Republicans while in reality he is mocking them. He also has a great relationship with his fan-base: get a Hungarian bridge named after him, no problem. Vandalize Wikipedia, then start own website, piece of cake. Stephen's largest website is the Colbert Nation, where Colbert-Heads may talk all things truthy and how great Stephen is . His last show of 2007, he had a shred-off with the Decemberists who ripped off his "Green Screen Challenge." Stephen "cuts" his hand and who does he ask to step in, why Peter Frampton. Heck, Henry Kissinger was the deciding vote! Anyhoo, that is what the Colbert Report is all about. Now, on with the show!
Stephen is also propositioning Condi with his manliness.
THE WORD IS VICTORY!-December's recruitment rate is up 23% because the military lowered their monthly retention from 7000 to 700. If the goal stayed at 7000, they would be down 87%.
STEPHEN'S DOW ADVICE: Stephen takes on the stock market giving us advice on which stocks to buy. He had a red buzzer that sounded like a vocal Magic 8-Ball. From this segment, I found out that Cingular is changing its name back to AT&T! I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT!!!
THE GUEST: Tonight's guest was a woman who had become addicted to plastic surgery then quit, now she wrote a book about other people who are still addicted to plastic surgery and messed their bodies up.
That's all for tonight folks!
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