Friday, September 28, 2007

THE COLBERT REPORT: SEPTEMBER 26, 2007

YOU OWE US!: The Canadian loonie is worth more than the U.S. dollar, or oot performing. Well, we will just sue Canada for copyright infringement. That adds up to $905 billion dollars (pay us in Canadian, please).



THE WORD IS...A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: NBC has opted not to renew their contract with ITunes. Instead they will release NBC Direct, a free downloading service. Just pray to God your computer doesn't time itself out. Like when I was trying to post this.

UNITY '08 WITH SAM WATERSTON!: I'm sorry, but the guy kicks ass! The volcano experiment was hilarious! Poor Kansas!

BENNNNETTTTT!!!!!!!!: The man, the myth, the legendary Emmy-stealer. He paints too? Can I have that Cary Grant? Oh, what a beautiful duet!

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